Too sleepy to eat,
too hungry to sleep.
"Stop waiting for friday, for summer, for a boy to fall in love with you. Happiness is achieved when you stop waiting for it and make something of the moment you’re in right now."
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
|Customer:||*grabs my ass*
|Me:||*turns around and holds my hand out for money* you touch it you buy it
|Customer:||Haha nope, all I did was grab your ass babe
|Me:||and you think it's okay to do that for free? Would you do that to a girl on the street?
|Customer:||Well a girl on the street wouldn't be dressed like that, would she?
|Me:||So if a girl on the street was wearing lingerie you'd grab her ass? Clothing equals consent for you?
|Customer:||Um, ye- no *laughs nervously*
|Customers friend:||ya know, you kinda have to pay her now or you're admitting to sexual assault, don't be a dick
|Customer:||*reluctantly hands me $20*
|I later found out that he is a cop. Great, that's the sort of person I want defending and protecting me
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
(Source: ammarmali, via ohfunniest)